Zelda’s Encylopedia Absurdica – Bloody Monsters, freakin‘ Aliens, stinkin‘ ghosts, God damn UFO’s, queer conspiracies and the rest is an upcoming book from Zelda Halopile. It will be a book about Conspiracies, Ghost, Cryptids, UFOs and the Paranormal. What makes this book different to other books in this sort of category is that, first and foremost, it will be written in Zelda’s insane, aggressive, blunt and offensive style. Secondly, she is going to try and incorporate as much modern folklore and stories as possible.
Too many books of the ‘unexplained’ keep regurgitating the SAME stories time and time again. Sure, she will talk about Roswell, and Bigfoot, and The Moon landings, but she will also talk about cases such as Slenderman, Dulce, and Reptoids. The other thing that Zelda will also do is quite openly debunk or ridicule any of the stories that she finds bloody stupid.
Zelda’s Encylopedia Absurdica – Bloody Monsters, freakin‘ Aliens, stinkin‘ ghosts, God damn UFO’s, queer conspiracies and the rest, will be a fun read that educates those that are into this sort of material, something fun for those that are not, whilst providing a gateway to further investigation of this absurdness that apparently goes on on your planet. Ever the intrusive author, Zelda will pop up throughout the pages with her own thoughts, experiences and takes on what she has been writing about.